Donald Trump Dog Poop Bags
To be honest, he stinks like a bag of shit. So, naturally, the Donald Trump Dog Poop Bag.
Stock up, four years, folks. Maybe.
Not alternative facts:
- Biodegradable poop bags with Trump’s mug, blue not orange
- 15 large poop bags per roll
- Made to fit standard clip-on leash dispensers (we call ‘em Pencers)
- For all dogs, regardless of color
Want to gift our poop bags? Just enter the lucky recipient's shipping address at checkout, and know that kind gestures, such as this, are exactly what will make America great again.
Return, that’s not going to help the economy. If damaged at arrival, let us know within 30 days. We’ll fix it! email@example.com